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Donderdag 9 februari 2006, 12:39

The common fractional form of pi is 22/7. It is impractical in that it can only be used 22 hours during each day. The two hours in which 22/7 doesn't work typically occur from 8PM CET to 10PM EST (9PM GMT to 11PM EDT). During this period, four major things happen:

  • All mathematical and physical laws are reconsidered by the Supreme Court of Azerbaijan.
  • The Universe takes a nap.
  • All integers unite, becoming indivisible except by themselves and one.

This is generally known in to American television viewers as Prime-Time.

De parodie is nog verslavender dan het origineel: Uncylopedia is een onuitputbare wiki met de meest geschifte humor. En met ook veel spitsvondig materiaal over wiskunde:

A mathematician is a complicated mechanism for turning coffee into theorems. Because coffee is generally a much more useful commodity than theorems, most humans believe that mathematicians are useless.

Of nog:

Mathematic Terrorists: Currently on the U.S. Top Most Wanted List are:

  • The terrorist group Al Gebra, for instating terror with their weapons of math instruction.
  • Radicals and Irrationals, angry at the world for saying that if they are Negative on the inside, they might turn Imaginary.

Maar natuurlijk zijn er ook duizenden andere onderwerpen, bijvoorbeeld:

Belgium is one of the most urbanized regions in the world. This is first of all owing to Urbanus II from Anus, the last Belgian pope. Outside Belgium, Urbanus is mostly remembered for the Reformations of 1713 and for mooning the Council of Tollembeek. He was also the only pope to be re-elected into the office 3 times. The second reason for the high urbanization of Belgium is that any congregation consisting of more than 7 people is called a City. Belgium therefore also hosts the smallest city in the world, Durbuy, which has for inhabitants Julien, Marie-Claire, grand-mère and the five children. They are also the subjects of a reality show on Belgian television.

Ook geniaal: Pot v. Kettle, String Theory, AAAAAAAAA!, French fries, Uncyclopedia over Wikipedia en Wikipedia over Uncyclopedia. En zo kan ik nog uren doorgaan. Dit is fantastische, verslavende stuff, die Uncyclopedia!

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